Post by ED on Feb 8, 2006 0:56:07 GMT -5
I woke up and got up to take a piss
I then went to the closet and woke Luther Regins up.
I told him put some pants on boy, and he did
Mrs. Tribble got up and was still pissed about the MIB's driving through our wall.
I gave that wall a lookin and said to you think your the shit cause some car drove through you.
Then when it did not answer I kicked it and the hole got alwhole lot bigger.
Mrs. Tribble said what are we going to do about that .
I told her I would call some cheap mexican labor and they will give it a fixin.
I then went got me a phone and dilled it up.
Some mexican answered and was all taking mex shit to me and I was like boy I need fucking english, ENGLIGH YOU FUCK.
The mexican was all saying some shit and then he put on someone that could give english a talking
The the first thing I told him is that the mexican who answered couldn't speak worth a fuck and you are going to fire him.
He just said no and then asked what do you want.
I told him how some MIB's drove through my wall and I need some mexicans to fix it up.
He told me he would send three guys over and that they would reapir it.
The mexicans where suppose to be there within two hours, but they were an hour late and only one of them spoke English.
They all smelled like weed and the fat one was carrying a bottle of beer.
I told the one that could speak English that I wanted them to fix my wall.
He said kay we do that. I was like fuck you better.
Two fo the mexicans started getting tools out of the truck while the fat one just laid down and went to sleep.
Just then Luther Regins came outside and started kicking the fat one yelling get up you lazy fuck.
The fat one yelled some shit in mexican and then started throwing punches.
Luther fought back and pill drived him on the concreate.
He then picked him back up and gave him a big boot.
The fat mexican was all nocked out and bloodyed.
The two other mexicans were just standing there looking.
I told them you dont be giving me a looking and to get back to work.
Mrs. Tribble then came out and told us it was time to go to school.
I was like hell yah it's party time bitch.
Luther said he wanted to bring his tape along and show all of it to the class.
Mrs. Tribble thought that was a great idea and then we all got in the truck with Luther in the bed of pickup.
While we were driving Luther was pissing on other cars and yelling look at my dick.
When we got to a stop light he got out and attacked a homeless person stelling all his money and cans.
Once we got to Donner Springs we got out and headed to the classroom. Mrs. Tribble brought the kids in and sat them down for some learnings.
I went over to the puter and got on the net to watch some porn.
I didn't know the seakers were up real high and when it started some bitch was yelling Oh GOD FUCK ME.
All the kids turned around and looked at me.
I said you be giving me a lookin again and Ill bust you up compton style.
The the kids all turned back around and went back to there learning.
I then started to jackoff to the video and cummed all over the keyboard.
It was a sticky mess and I wasn't going to clean it up.
While this was going on Luther was fightin with Camerron who wouldn't give him his pencil.
Luther yelled you you little fuck and hit him nocking him out cold.
Luther then stole everything in his desk and stuffted it in his own.
By then it was time for the first recess and while the kids were leaving the classroom one kid looked at the keyboard and said what is that.
I told him it was my man goo, and the kid looked at me wrong.
Not much all happened till lunch time when Luther and I went to get some eatins.
We went to the teachers lounge and stole the whole fucking refrigerater.
As we were draggin it down the hall way Mr. Charles saw us and starred.
Luther walked over to him and just starred at him for five minutes till he finally walked off.
Once we got the frige back to the class room we opeaned it up and ate what we wanted too.
When we were done the kids started coming back the room and they asked where did you get the refrigerator.
Luther said we stole it motherfucker and if you tell anyone Ill cut you.
Luther then dragged the frige back down the hall and just porped it up agianst a classroom door traping the people inside.
Then Mrs. Tribble started handing out mad minute math tests.
She handed ones both to me and Luther.
She said Luther I know you will do good on this, but ED you really need to work on it.
We had only five minutes to answer 100 multiplcation questions and we could only miss ten.
Mrs. Tribble told us to start and I just sat looking at the problem.
After about a minutes I answered the first question.
I started to answer a few more a bit faster and got through about 25 when
Luther jumped up and yelled Yah I showed that fuck and sat back down.
I then got stuck on 3x8 and tried to count it out but couldn't so I just guessed 38.
I got through about ten more problems whene I got struck on 2x7.
I didn't have much time left so I just wrote fuck you as an aswer and kept on going.
When she told us to stop I had about 64 answeres completed.
Mrs. Tribble then said we were going to grade them and to pass your paper to someone else.
I gave my paper to Adem and Luther gave me his.
We started correcting the papers and I noticed Luther was not getting any wrong, so I looked over at Andem who was corecting my paper and saw he was marking it up.
When we were in the middle of the correcting Adam raised his hand and asked what if the person just put words as answer.
Mrs. Tribble asked what kinds of words. Adem replyed the F-word. Mrs. Tribble said just mark it wrong.
When we were done correcting our papers we gave them back to the person.
Luther yelled fuck yah none wrong motherfucker.
I looked at mine and saw that out of the 64 I completed 42 were wrong.
I yelled fuck you math paper and set it on fire with my lighter.
Everyone just starred at me.
I keept yelling whos wrong now bitch, who be doing the math now bitch.
The paper said nothing back.
Once it was burnt I said thats what happends when you fuck with ED.
Luther then said it was time to show his video of the alien.
He poped the video in and it started at the part where the alien was all tied up and had a ball gag in it's mouth.
Mrs. Tribble then started getting freaky with it and the alien tried to crawl away, but Mrs. Tribble kicked it in the nuts causing it to squirt and make some loud noise.
Then you hear me yelling it's the MIB's and the camera gets all shaky as Luther runs to hid in the closet.
Its then dark for awhile untill I opean the closet door and you can see Luther jacking off and cumming all over the place.
The kids start screaming what is that.
Luther says thats my fuck rod and you just saw it get off.
Luther then took the tape out and asked them what do you think.
The kid that gave me a dirty look said I think your all buch of fucking liers. Luther ran up to him and started choking him.
Right then a parent walked into the room and saw what was happening.
She yelled what the hell kind of class room are you running.
I said to the bitch are you saying my wife is a bad teacher.
Luther then said I'll take care of this.
Luther took his shoe off and hit her in the head with it as hard as he could.
She got all nocked out and Luthuer dragged her out of the room and put her in anouther room that had teaching going on at the time.
Luther yelled yah she belong here and walked back to our room.
The day was almost over then so we just said fuck it and decided to get our stuff and walkout.
The kids said we still had 15 minutes left and I just said fuck 15 minutes and we all walked out.
When we got to the truck Luther got in the back as always and Mrs. Tribble and I got in the front.
As were were driving home Luther was throwin rocks at cars and causing accidents.
When we finally got home we saw all the mexican workers were gone even though they should of been there for anouther hour.
I looked at the work they did on the wall and it was shotty.
You could easly see where the hole had been and they didn't even paint it anywhere near the same color of the house.
When we went inside and I saw alot of stuff was missing like the TV, stearo, and all the beer.
I was pissed, but Luther told me let me take care of it.
He then went and got the Ak-47 and the .45 out of the grarge.
He took the keys to the truck and drove off.
Mrs. Tribble asked what is he doing
I said I think he is going to fuck up some mexicans and get our stuff back
Since no one was in the house and we had all our walls back we decided to fuck right there on carpet.
It was going all good untill a nail that was left over from the mexicans got stuck in my leg and I had to pull it out.
Once I did that we finshed fucking and sleept right there on the floor.
