Post by ED on Feb 8, 2006 0:53:52 GMT -5
So I all woke up and I was on top of Mrs. Tribble, and stuck to her
I tried to pull myself out but I could't
So I started yelling and Mrs. Tribble woke up and I told her we stuck togeather
We didn't know what to do so we yelled for Luther Reigns
Luther Reigns came in with the video camera and started recording I told we were stuck and we need to get unstucken
Luther Reigns said ok, and left for a few minutes
He then came came back with a sovel
He put the sovel bettween my cock and Mrs. Tribble pussy, and jammed it upward
I yelled my dick you fuck, and then finaly became unstucken
After that I put some cloths on ate some food I found on the floor
I told Mrs. Tribble we need more food for eatins and we need to shop
We all got in the tuck and headed to Wal-Mart
When we got there Luther Reigns got out of the back of the truck and took a piss on a car
Then we headed into the store and Luther Reigns stole a shopping cart from someone, and said im having that
The person got all pissed off, so Mrs. Tribble pulled out a gun a showed it at them.
They then ran off
We first went to the produce section, and Luther Reigns started throwing shit in the cart
I went over to cucomber took one and stuck in my pants
I then went up to a woman and said look at my dick
She ran off
Luther Reigns chased after her and takled her
He then started gabbing bad of cips and pouring them on her and him self while yelling Wheres the damm Peas
We then stole a couple bags of chips that weren't destroyed and went to the next isle
Luther Reigns couln't get threw the isle so he picked up anouther guys shopping cart and throw it into a self causing the self to colapse
The guy said what the hell are you doing
Luther just hit him and walked off
Luther started emptying all the selfs of can food into our cart filling it till it pouring on the ground
Luther picked up a can of Peas and said I be having some of that, I had peas before
He then told me get anouther cart, so I went down to the end of isle and stole a womans cart with her kid in it
She came running after me beating on me
I told her to relax and I gave her kid back
She said she wanted her cart to, but Luther Reigns growled at her and scared her
I took the carp out of the cart I didn't want and threw it on the floor
We then headed to the frozen food isle, and I started put TV dinner in the cart
Luther Reigns said he never seen one before so he ripped it opean and said it did not look like the box se he threw it
We then to get some ice cream and I wanted to make shure it was fresh so I opeaned the carton and stuck my head in it
It tasted fresh so I threw it in the cart
Luther went to get some meat and pulled out of the packaging and started eating it raw
I said you cant do that, and Luther Reigns said thats how I was raised boy
He said it was fresh so he threw some in
Luther got some eggs out a cartton and tried to put them in the cart by throwing them, but they keept breaking
Luther got pissed and started yelling at the cartton What The Fuck with your product
He then bit the cartton and threw it
We then went to the bakery and Luther said he wanted some dounuts
He went up to the cabinates filled with dounuts and shoved two in his mouth at the same time
He then said he needed some milk so we headed back to where we came form
Luther opeaned up a gallong of milk and started pouring it over his head try to drink what he could
When he had enough he threw the cartton at a stock boy and said what are you going to do
Luther wanted some pie so we headed back to the backery
Luther opeaned up a pie tray and stuck his finger in it and bit one of his finger while trying to lick the filling off
Luther Reigns was bleeding but did not notice
He said this pie be good and threw at the cart
It missed the cart though and landed on the floor
Luther just got anouther pie and put it in the cart
We then noticed Mrs. Tribble was not with us
So we started running down the isle yelling for her and running into displays
We herd gun shots go off and we found her all drunk in the isle shooting her gun off with no pants
I yelled put pants on woman, and she yelled go fist your self
She was so drunk we had to put her in the cart
We then headed for the checkout
On there way there we saw someone giving out samples so we took the whole pan of them and put them in the cart
Once we got to the checkout Luther Reigns picked up the carts with Mrs. Tribble in one of them and dumped them on the convior belt
Mrs. Tribble was all laying flat on her back with her legs all spread
So I said HELL YAH, and climbed on
I was tearing in and getting nasty we the checker saw us and said what the fuck are you doing
I said I be fucking woman, and told her to get back to work
While Luther Reigns was throwing the groccerys in the cart I cumed all over the cash register
Then when we were heading out Luther Reigns saw some ciggerrtes behind clear plastic
He yelled I be smoking that and rammed his head into the plastic breaking it
He grabbed about 20 cartons of ciggertes and stuck them in the cart
I saw some bags of ice in a little frezzer and we need ice so I jumped in
I grabbed the far bakc one and when I tried to turn around to get out I relized the door was closed behind me
I started yelling and bandging head on the class
Luther Reigns came up and tried to opean the door but it was stuck, so he picked up the machine and threw it with me in it
It glass door broke and I crawled out
We then headed to the doors to get out to the car but the automatic door would not opean, So Luther Reigns backed up the shopping cart and carged at the door with all his force
The door did not opean, but the glass broke out and walked out side
We then took the carts to the truck and just put the carts in the flatbed with Mrs. Tribble in one of them
We then got in the truck and started driving home
On the freeway Mrs. Tribble started yelling at cars, and throwing cans of peas at them
Luther went nuts and opeaned up the door while the truck was doing 60 yelling stop that you bitch those are my peas
Mrs. Tribble stoped trowing peas but threw one of the shooping carts at a car causing it to spin out and carsh into a big rig causing a pile up
When we got home it was almost dark and we unloaded what was left of the groccerys in the house
Luther Reigns sat down on the floor next to the TV ,and said I be X boxing it up, and then started playing Halo
