Post by ED on Feb 8, 2006 0:53:11 GMT -5
So then once the food was done I turned off my porn I had a sittin and started eatin
Then we herd a helicopter in the distance and Mrs Tribble said o hell no
She then went and got the .45 and ran outside
I went out there too, and saw a black millitary helicopter in the distance with a spot light shinning on the ground
Mrs Tribble started yelling you fucking paniess, Ill fuck you up come get some, you fuck.
The helicopter then started flying towards us and Mrs Tribble started firing the gun like a crazy whore.
The helicopter then verred off and left
Mrs Tribble yelled yah I fucked them in there ass
We then headed back inside to finish our eatin's
While we were eating we herd a noise at the winder
I went over to it and gave it an opeaning
Right there I saw Luther Reigns looking at me all tricked like
I said what are you doing here
He said I busted out and the MIB's are after me
Mrs Tribble yelled Ill fuck the MIB's
Luther Reigns says thats nice
I said I'll help you out Luther and pulled him through the window
I told Mrs Tribble to give a plate a fixing of eatins
She asked Luther what he wanted
Luther said give me some of that tuckey, how about some of them peas
Mrs Tribble looked at him funny, and he said I had peas before
Luther also said while your at it give me some tham tater's
Luther sat down and ate his food like an animal, and when he was done he trew the plate at the wall
I asked him why he did that and he said cause it tasted like crap, and I could
I then asked him how he busted out, and he said he got a gun from a guard and shot the place up
Then he stole a car and drove it into a tree to confuse them ,and ran out in the backcountry
He said he got lost and they started looking for him with a helicopter, then he found this house
I asked him if ever saw UFO's and said hell yah, and I've been abducted
I told Luther Reigns my story and he said he's been threw the same thing
Luther then said I should post my story on some UFO sites
So we sat down at my puter and tried to get past the porn to a ufo site
I typed up my story and divided it into 5 parts and gave it a posting
Luther Reigns also thought it would be a good idea to E-mail it to random people and we did
After about an hour people started postin in our thread and called us fuck ups and banned us
Luther Reigns got hell of pissed of and threw my puter out the window
He then went out side and gave it a punching, and then pissed on it
He yelles whos the shit now fuck, and then came back inside
It was getting late and I wanted to do some fucking so I told Luther Reigns he could sleep in the kicthen
He said ok and just laid down on the floor and fell asleep
I went to find Mrs Tribble who was wearing a bondage leather get up with holes for her tit's and pussy
I said o yah and pulled it out and stuck it in
I tore in for a good ten mintues when all of a sudden Luther Reigns busted in with a video camera
I said WTF are you doing and he said im making a docametry on your UFO experiances
I said ok then and let him film me fucking Mrs Tribble, and cumming all over the wall
When I was done I went to sleep and so did Luther Reigns
When I woke up I found Luther Reigns making brekfast
I asked him what he was cooking and he said squirl
I said where you get that
He said I hunted it and killed it with my bear hands
I said I dont want squirl
Luther Reigns said we got way worse then that in prison, all we got was buffelo testical
I said fine I ant eatin that other shit
Then Mrs Tribble got up and ate some squirl
She then said Luther Reigns should come to school with us
Luther Reigns said he would represnet at school
Mrs Tribble also wanted us to take all the weapons with us
Mrs Tribble took the .45 and stuck in in her pants all tricked like
Luther Reigns stole one of my suits and hid the shotgun inside the jacket
I just took the AK-47 and said I didn't need to hide it, and I would repsent with it
We then headed out to the truck and Mrs Tribble and I got in the front, while Luther Reigns just sat in the flat bed of the truck
When we started driving and got on the high way Luther Reigns started shooting at cars with a shot gun
Some one then fliped him off and he siad stop this fuck, so I did
Luther Reigns jumped out of the truck while it was moving and ran up to the guy from behind
He pulled out a nine inch blad and slit his troat
Luther Reigns then yelled to start the fucking truck and take off
He jumped into the flat bed while the truck was still moving and shot wildly in the air and yelled all savage like
When we got to sckoo Luther Reigns consealed his shot gun while I just held my AK-47 all tricked like
We headed into the class room and Mrs Tribble went to get the kids
When they came into the room I saw The kid that gave me a dirty look and went up to him to start some shit
I said most days I threatin you with a knife, today I got me something else and showed him my gun and bullets
He just gave me a dirty look and Luther Reigns grabed him by the troat and choked him till he pasted out
Luther then threw him in the coner and said you dont get no learnings today
Luther Reigns then sat down in his desk and said Im doing the learning's
While I sat down next to the card system
Mrs Tribble told the class to pull out there math books and goto page 174
Luther Reigns rasied his hand and said I got no book
Mrs Tribble said you will have to share with cameron
Cameron looked scared
Luther said you sharing with me boy, and threw his desk next to Camerons
Mrs Tribble told the class what problems to do and then went to sit down
Cameron tried to share his book with Luther but Luther just took it but riped it in half by accident
He then raised his hand and said I fucked the book Mrs Tribble
She told him there were no no more books and that he would have to make do
Luther Reigns said Ill go find some
Ten pasted by during which we herd some screaming and Luther Reigns yelling give me some of that book
He then came back to the classrom with two new books
He gave one to cameron and said this be yours and said this one be mine
Luther then started doing math and finsihed it before anyone else
He gave to Mrs Tribble and she corrected it
She said he got the problems right and was inprested
Luther Reigns said I know math I use to be in realstate
Luther then sat down and drew on his desk with his blade
Cameron said you cant do that, and Luther said I can do what I fuck whell please
Then lunch time came around
Luther asked me where we get the fucking food
I said come with me boy, and we went to the cafateria
I told him you take what you want from the kids
Luther just sat down next to a kid and took his lunch box
The kid said what are you doing
Luther said Im stealing you grub and im going to eat it in front of you
The kid got violent and asked Luther if he wanted to fight
Luther fliped out and picked up the trash can and trew it at the kid
He then said were going to boggy
Luther started punching the kid right in the alse way and then gave him a big boot
The kid tried to get up and Luther stabbed him in the leg
The kid all freaked out and ran to the office
I said to Luther we need to be getting out of here and we ran out to the playground
I told him we should get back to the class room but Luther wanted to go ride the swings
So Luther went up to a kid on the swings and threw him off while in the air
Luther then got on and gave them a riding
After about five the swing broke and Luther got pissed
He yelled this fucking cheap ass mexican labor shit I be pissed off
We then went back to the classroom
Recess was still going and I was boarded so I wanded down the hall looking into all the rooms
I then opeaned the janitor closet and took a looking
I saw a five gallon drum of cleaning solution that I wanted so I tried to pick it up but it spelled all over the place and out into the hall way
I ran off back to the class room before anyone could see me
Mrs Tribble then went out to get kids and Luther said he wanted to tell his UFO's storys to the class room
When the kids were all seated Luther stood at the front of the class and told his story
In the middle of it some kid outside the room started banging on the door
I yelled get away from our fucking door, but he did not move
So I pulled out my AK-47 and showed it at him, and he ran
But by accident I started firing and shot up the door
I tried to stop firing but the gun was fucked up and I emptyed a whole clip
Kids in the class room were screaming and on the floor
That one girl was rolling around all cizer like, and some kid jumped out the window and ran
I was just pissed off cause our door was all shot up
Luther said it's no problem Ill go get us anouther door
Luther wnet acroos the hall to what use to be Mr. Earnst room and tore there door off the wall
Then he tore the shot up door off our wall and threw it into the other class room
He then went to the janitors room to get a screw driver
While he was there the janitor found him and said what are you doing and did you spill that drum
Luther said are you accusing me of something boy
The janitor said yes
Luther said it's on and a fight broke out
Both of them went at it back and forth
Luther threw the janitor into anouther classroom and hit him with desks
Then he started trowing books at him and hit him with the projector nocking him out
Luther picked him up took him outside and put him in a dumpster
He said thats where your kind belong
A few minutes later the trash truck arrives and takes the dumpster with the janitor in it
We then head back to the class room where the kids are all tromitized from the shotin, and that one kid is still having a czier
Luther fixes up the door and then he kicks the cziered up person in the stomach as hard as he could
Aftrer that the bell rang and the kids left
We all headed out to the truck and Luther got in the flat bed
On the way home Luther shot up a police car and stole the officers night sticks and said I need that
When we got home we stored our guns in the living room and made some eatins
Luther ran out side and caputered a bird and killed it by snaping it's neck in two
He then cooked it right on the burner with no pan or anything
When it was done it was all black and Luther ate it whole
We just sat eating regular food while Luther ran back outside again , and got a lizard
He said I be having some of that, and cooked it right on the burner
When he was done he watched wrestling and said I can do that some day
When we were done I siad I need a fucking
So Mrs Tribble and I fucked right there on kictchen table right next to the food
When we were done we pasted out on the table
