Post by ED on Feb 8, 2006 0:52:06 GMT -5
I sat there fo a good hour giving a thinking then I noticed it was about time for school, so I woke up Mrs Tribble
She was out of it and got violent, so I yell bitch im tired of this and slap her
She snaps out of it and says how did my foot get fucked up and why does my head hurt
I tell her they ran over your foot and the second MIB threw you on the sidewalk
Mrs Tribble says what time is it
I tell her it's time for sckoo
She says of but I want to get some protection on the way
I ask here what do you mean
She says I want to buy firearms
I say thats a good idea.
While were driving to school we stop off at the local gun trader. We head in and have a looking.
Some big fat redneck asks us what yall looking for. Mrs Tribble say I need enough weapons to shoot up MIB's, shoot down military helicopters, and to kill aliens.
The Redneck guy looks at us funny, and then says uhhh ok
He looks at me and say what do you want
I say weed
The Redneck say we dont have that, and says let me see what I can find for you
He walks off in the back for 15 minutes while during that I got bored
So I started jacking off
I then say Im going to cum and Mrs Tribble takes it in the face
Right then the Redneck walks out with some guns and says holly shit what are you doing
I say getting off boy.
Mrs Tribble then wipes the cum off her face.
She then asks him what guns he has for us
He says whell here's a .45 pistol, an AK-47, and a shot gun.
I then pull out a wad of cash and pay for the guns
The Redneck then says he needs to run a background check on us before we can take these weapons, and that it would take 3 days.
Mrs Tribble then picks up the .45 loads it behind his back and say no your giving it now. The Redneck then says uhh ok
We then run back to the truck and speed off to school
We get to the parking lot I ask here where where going to put the guns.
She says we will leve two of them here, but im taking the .45 in the classroom
I say ok, and both head off to the room
I get to the room and sit in my chair by the cardsystem.
Mrs Tribble goes outside and gets the kids
One kid has an apple and I say give me some of that apple
The kids says no
I pull out my knife and stap the apple and give it a taking
I say if you know whats best for you, you will sit down.
I then sit there eating my apple and looking at the kid that gave me a dirty look
He says im white trash, and I grab him by the troat and treaten to slice his neck if he dont shut up.
I then let him go and sit at his desk.
When Recces came around I headed out with the kids and went over to the ball wall
I started pissing on the wall when some kid sees what I was doing and runs off to tell a teacher
I was like o shit and started to run with my dick still hanging out
A bunch of kids started looking at me and pointing
I then ran through the hallways and bumped into a teacher that said what the fuck are you doing
I pushed her and yelled im representing
When I got back to the class room there was 5 minutes left, so I asked Mrs Tribble if she needed a fucking
She said ok so I teared her panties off and stuck it in there
She started screaming and people herd us because the door was opean
The teacher that I pushed came in the classroom and started screaming at me
I said you want some to, and then pulled out and jizzed on her
She ran down the hallway screaming OMG
Then the bell rang and Mrs Tribble went to get the kids with no panties
I picked up the panties and put them in the kid that gave m a dirty looks desk
I then went to have a sittin by card system
The kid that gave m a dirty look pulled out the panites and yelled who's are these
I said there your teachers, and he screamed and threw them
I picked them up gave them a sniffin, and stuck them in my pants
I decied I was tired so I wandered off into the classroom next door and slept on there table for an hour.
When I woke I some kid was looking at me
I said what you looking at boy
He said why are you sleeping on our table
I said cause I can and will
I then walked off to the cafateria to get some eatin's
The was a long line so I said fuck that and cut in front of the first person
The lunch landy asked wheres your money I said I ant paying for this shit
She said you have to
I threatened to choke her, and she gave up
I went over and a had a lookin at the eatins
There were crapy burritioes, pizza, taco's, and a muffin
I picked up the burritoe and threw it at the kids having lunch hitting one of them.
I then picked up the taco and went to get me a thing of lettues for my taco
I needed some hot sauce too so I grab me a hand full
I wanted something to drike so I stole a kids soda, and started running back to the classroom
When I got to the room I set up the eatins on the kid that gave me a dirty look's desk
I wanted to drink some soad pop first, so I pulled the tab, but it would not opean
I got pissed of and threw it
Then I cut a hole in it with my knife
The soda started spraying all over the place and covering my face in it
I tried to drink as much as possible but most of it got on the kid that gave m a dirty look's desk.
I then sat down agian, and tried to opan up my taco container
I was able to get the taco out with out destroying it
I then poured the meat sause in the taco shell, but most of the suace fell on the kid that gave m a dirty look's desk
Then I tore opean the lettuce container and put it in the taco spelling some of it on the desk
I wanted to use my hot sauce so I tried to tear it opean
It would not tear so I cut a small slit in it with my knife, and then tried to squrt it in the taco
The hot sauce instead squrited in my eyes and I started yelling it burns it fucking burns
I ran over to the sink and pushed the drinking foutain button to get water in my eye
Once my eye was cleaned out I kicked the trash can cauce I could and then went back to my taco
I still wanted Hot Sauce so I cut opean anouther packet and it squirted on the wall, on the desk, and some got in the taco
I need one more so I gave it cutting a squrited it in the taco
I picked up my Taco and took a bite of it and the shell broke all over the place spelling all over the desk.
I yelled fuck cause I thought it would help
I then tried to lick the taco off the desk
Lunch reccess was almost over so I took the soda can, lettuce container, taco shell bag, meat conatiner, hot sauce packet, about 20 napkins, and stuck them in the desk
I then took anouther sitin while the kids where coming in
The kid that gave me a dirty look, took one look at his desk and said WTF ED
Mrs Tribble herd him and told him to shut the fuck up and go down to the office
The kid said fuck you and said I ant going
Mrs Tribble pulled out the gun ad started firing wildly in the air shootin up the celling and taking out lights.
The kids freaked out and hit the ground
I went up and hit the kid that gave me a dirty look
Then I picked him up and threw him out of the room hitting a wall
Then one of the kids that feaked out started rollng around on the ground all cezier like
I said what yours problem and started kicking her
She started foaming at the mouth and shaking
I said I dont need this shit and put her out in the hall way next to the outher nocked out kid.
Then for the rest of the day the kids sat in there desk all tromitized
At the end of the day Mrs Tribble and I walked down the hallway to the praking lot and on the way we stepped on the kid that gave m a dirty look, and the girl that was all cezier like.
Mrs Tribble and I drove home, and took our guns in the house
She then started making some food while I watched porn on the internet
She was out of it and got violent, so I yell bitch im tired of this and slap her
She snaps out of it and says how did my foot get fucked up and why does my head hurt
I tell her they ran over your foot and the second MIB threw you on the sidewalk
Mrs Tribble says what time is it
I tell her it's time for sckoo
She says of but I want to get some protection on the way
I ask here what do you mean
She says I want to buy firearms
I say thats a good idea.
While were driving to school we stop off at the local gun trader. We head in and have a looking.
Some big fat redneck asks us what yall looking for. Mrs Tribble say I need enough weapons to shoot up MIB's, shoot down military helicopters, and to kill aliens.
The Redneck guy looks at us funny, and then says uhhh ok
He looks at me and say what do you want
I say weed
The Redneck say we dont have that, and says let me see what I can find for you
He walks off in the back for 15 minutes while during that I got bored
So I started jacking off
I then say Im going to cum and Mrs Tribble takes it in the face
Right then the Redneck walks out with some guns and says holly shit what are you doing
I say getting off boy.
Mrs Tribble then wipes the cum off her face.
She then asks him what guns he has for us
He says whell here's a .45 pistol, an AK-47, and a shot gun.
I then pull out a wad of cash and pay for the guns
The Redneck then says he needs to run a background check on us before we can take these weapons, and that it would take 3 days.
Mrs Tribble then picks up the .45 loads it behind his back and say no your giving it now. The Redneck then says uhh ok
We then run back to the truck and speed off to school
We get to the parking lot I ask here where where going to put the guns.
She says we will leve two of them here, but im taking the .45 in the classroom
I say ok, and both head off to the room
I get to the room and sit in my chair by the cardsystem.
Mrs Tribble goes outside and gets the kids
One kid has an apple and I say give me some of that apple
The kids says no
I pull out my knife and stap the apple and give it a taking
I say if you know whats best for you, you will sit down.
I then sit there eating my apple and looking at the kid that gave me a dirty look
He says im white trash, and I grab him by the troat and treaten to slice his neck if he dont shut up.
I then let him go and sit at his desk.
When Recces came around I headed out with the kids and went over to the ball wall
I started pissing on the wall when some kid sees what I was doing and runs off to tell a teacher
I was like o shit and started to run with my dick still hanging out
A bunch of kids started looking at me and pointing
I then ran through the hallways and bumped into a teacher that said what the fuck are you doing
I pushed her and yelled im representing
When I got back to the class room there was 5 minutes left, so I asked Mrs Tribble if she needed a fucking
She said ok so I teared her panties off and stuck it in there
She started screaming and people herd us because the door was opean
The teacher that I pushed came in the classroom and started screaming at me
I said you want some to, and then pulled out and jizzed on her
She ran down the hallway screaming OMG
Then the bell rang and Mrs Tribble went to get the kids with no panties
I picked up the panties and put them in the kid that gave m a dirty looks desk
I then went to have a sittin by card system
The kid that gave m a dirty look pulled out the panites and yelled who's are these
I said there your teachers, and he screamed and threw them
I picked them up gave them a sniffin, and stuck them in my pants
I decied I was tired so I wandered off into the classroom next door and slept on there table for an hour.
When I woke I some kid was looking at me
I said what you looking at boy
He said why are you sleeping on our table
I said cause I can and will
I then walked off to the cafateria to get some eatin's
The was a long line so I said fuck that and cut in front of the first person
The lunch landy asked wheres your money I said I ant paying for this shit
She said you have to
I threatened to choke her, and she gave up
I went over and a had a lookin at the eatins
There were crapy burritioes, pizza, taco's, and a muffin
I picked up the burritoe and threw it at the kids having lunch hitting one of them.
I then picked up the taco and went to get me a thing of lettues for my taco
I needed some hot sauce too so I grab me a hand full
I wanted something to drike so I stole a kids soda, and started running back to the classroom
When I got to the room I set up the eatins on the kid that gave me a dirty look's desk
I wanted to drink some soad pop first, so I pulled the tab, but it would not opean
I got pissed of and threw it
Then I cut a hole in it with my knife
The soda started spraying all over the place and covering my face in it
I tried to drink as much as possible but most of it got on the kid that gave m a dirty look's desk.
I then sat down agian, and tried to opan up my taco container
I was able to get the taco out with out destroying it
I then poured the meat sause in the taco shell, but most of the suace fell on the kid that gave m a dirty look's desk
Then I tore opean the lettuce container and put it in the taco spelling some of it on the desk
I wanted to use my hot sauce so I tried to tear it opean
It would not tear so I cut a small slit in it with my knife, and then tried to squrt it in the taco
The hot sauce instead squrited in my eyes and I started yelling it burns it fucking burns
I ran over to the sink and pushed the drinking foutain button to get water in my eye
Once my eye was cleaned out I kicked the trash can cauce I could and then went back to my taco
I still wanted Hot Sauce so I cut opean anouther packet and it squirted on the wall, on the desk, and some got in the taco
I need one more so I gave it cutting a squrited it in the taco
I picked up my Taco and took a bite of it and the shell broke all over the place spelling all over the desk.
I yelled fuck cause I thought it would help
I then tried to lick the taco off the desk
Lunch reccess was almost over so I took the soda can, lettuce container, taco shell bag, meat conatiner, hot sauce packet, about 20 napkins, and stuck them in the desk
I then took anouther sitin while the kids where coming in
The kid that gave me a dirty look, took one look at his desk and said WTF ED
Mrs Tribble herd him and told him to shut the fuck up and go down to the office
The kid said fuck you and said I ant going
Mrs Tribble pulled out the gun ad started firing wildly in the air shootin up the celling and taking out lights.
The kids freaked out and hit the ground
I went up and hit the kid that gave me a dirty look
Then I picked him up and threw him out of the room hitting a wall
Then one of the kids that feaked out started rollng around on the ground all cezier like
I said what yours problem and started kicking her
She started foaming at the mouth and shaking
I said I dont need this shit and put her out in the hall way next to the outher nocked out kid.
Then for the rest of the day the kids sat in there desk all tromitized
At the end of the day Mrs Tribble and I walked down the hallway to the praking lot and on the way we stepped on the kid that gave m a dirty look, and the girl that was all cezier like.
Mrs Tribble and I drove home, and took our guns in the house
She then started making some food while I watched porn on the internet
