Post by ED on Feb 8, 2006 0:45:12 GMT -5
We were driving for about 6 hours
For breakfast I had ate a juicy bean burrito
I knew it was time to take a shit
So I started taking a shit
Before I got into it Ben said what thats smell
I replied im shitting boy about that time there was a big pothole
And I rolled on Ben and he says it’s on me, it’s on me
I told him it was gonna happen sooner or later
Ben then cried and I started laughing
For the rest of the trip I sat in my shit sack until we got to the airport in Las Vegas
When we arrived at the airport
The MIB’s took me and Ben out of the trunk and they opened the backdoor and Mrs Tribble launched at the second one and the MIB hit her while she was in mid air knocking her out
Mr. Earnest said “we have rights, you can’t do this and im from bed stock boy”
The MIB said you have no rights, and we entered the airport
The first MIB dragged my sack and the second one dragged Mrs Tribble, face down
We were dragged around in the airport, and people were starring at us.
one person came up and asked what we were doing
The first MIB said if you want to exist you will leave us alone, and the man walks off
Ben said he was Hungry
We then go to the airport McDonalds
The first MIB ordered the food,
I was still in my sack propped up on the chair and Mrs Tribble was thrown face down under the table
The MIB came back for the food I then yell wheres my eatins i
Mr. Earnest says the food is crap and the MIB replies you no longer exist
Everything was going fine until Mrs Tribble comes out from under the table and starts screaming and throwing fries at the MIB’s
The second MIB hit Mrs Tribble with the object knocking her out cold and kicked her under the table
People started to stare once again
The first one said we need to get moving
I told them I still have some dinkins to do
The first MIB threw my soda in my sack and then it started leaking
The second MIB dragged Mrs Tribble and the first MIB dragged my sack
We took a back door out to the tarmat to the far end of the airport to a secure location
We got to a gate and a security guard wanted ID
The first MIB showed him something and he opened the gate
They dragged us to a white plane with no markings except a red strip around it
Once we got into the plane they tied Mrs Earnest to a seat put Ben in a seat, they threw Mrs Tribble into the baggage cabin and threw me next to Ben
The plane then took off
We were in the air for 45 minutes and I had to take a piss, so I piss my sack
Ben asked what I was doing and I replied Im pissing boy
Then we heard a noise in the baggage cabin
Mrs Tribble busted out of the baggage cabin started growling and ran into the cockpit
The second MIB tried to hit her instead he hit the pilot and the plane started veering back and forth and started diving
We heard a loud thump and then the plane started flying normal again
The second MIB dragged Mrs Tribble and threw her in the bathroom and locked it
15 minutes later the plane started to land
Once we landed they took us out of the plane
Mr. Earnest and Ben were walking in the front, The first MIB dragged my sack, and The second MIB dragged Mrs Tribble face down
A brown bus then drove up
We got thrown in the bus and all the windows were blacked out
We were then drove to a tan building
We were put in an elevator and token down 23 floors
The elevator was cramped so I was on Mrs Tribble’s head
Once we got down to the floor we were dragged through a corridor, and taken to a room
They sat us all down and Mrs Tribble got put in the corner face down
The MIB’s closed the door and walked off
We waited about 30 minutes and the MIB’s walked in with a 3rd man that looked like Molder from the X-Files
Mrs Tribble charged at them and grabbed the black object and started beating the second MIB with It and the first one tried to help but Mrs Tribble kicked him in the nuts
The guy that looks like Molder from the X-Files pulled out a tricked out animal tranquilizer and shot her with it and she then fell down
The guy that looks like Molder from the X-Files said I’ll take it from here
The second MIB got up and dragged the first one out since he was knocked out
The guy that looks like Molder from the X-Files sat down and said im gonna talk to you people
He then said I have your files
He said Ed you witnessed a UFO twice have been abducted and shared this with people
Mr Tribble has seen a UFO and tried to attack government officials on more then one occasion
He then pointed to Mr. Earnest and pulled a gun out and said you no longer exist and he blew his fuckin brains out
He then burned his files
He looked at Ben and said you refused to sign papers that you were drunk and high
Ben then cried
I then say are you the guy from the X Files and I asked where Scully was
I then ask if he is Molder and he says no but I told him I was gonna call him Molder
Molder told me and Ben to come with him and left Mrs Tribble knocked and Mr Earnest shot up
Then we walked down a hallway and came to a cell.
Bed got thrown in it and then door was locked.
Ben cried and we walked off
We went down to another level
We came to some big doors and we had to open them with DNA fingerprints
Molder says you seen something flying that we been able to back engineer something that doesn’t exist and fly like it don’t exist
We walked into a huge room and there I saw a UFO hovering
Molder says we were able to build this out of recovered discs
And what you see here doesn’t exist
Molder tells me to take a look and I start to touch it he told me to go look inside and I decide I don’t get to do this everyday so I start pushing buttons
Molder told me to stop
The disc flew out and crashed into a wall in another room
Alarms started gooing of and other people appered yelling holy mother fucker
Molder was pissed
We then headed back and on the way I saw the cell where Ben was and he wasn’t there
I asked where Ben was and he said who’s Ben
I reply you know the kid that was with us and cried
Molder replies he doesn’t exist
We headed back towards the room
when we get back to the room we see Mr. Earnest but Mrs Tribble was not there
She drops down from the ceiling and hits Molder with a panel then the MIB’s come in
The second MIB hits Mrs Tribble with the object knocking her out cold
The first one says it’s time to leave
They throw me back in the sack and drag us to the main floor
We got put in the bus and headed back to the plane
When we got in the plane they threw me in a seat and just kept Mrs Tribble in the aisle way
The plane then flew back to the airport in Las Vegas
We got dragged out of the plane back to the airport and while we were going threw security Mrs Tribble gets up and yells to an officer and yells the MIB’s are terrorists and everything brakes loose
Security comes running
The second MIB hits Mrs Tribble with the object multiple times and knocks her out cold
We ran out of the airport and while I was running I hit a pole and got myself bloodied. A car was waiting for us. I got hit with the object and it bloodied me more. Mrs Tribble was thrown in the back and the door was slamed on her leg. they then kicked her leg and got in the car. The cops pulled up and started shooting. We sped off
For 6 hours we were driving home and I had to piss so I pissed all over the trunk
We got home and the MIB’s opened the trunk and asked me what I did and I said I did a pissing. They then throw me out and drive off about 20 seconds later they come back and throw Mrs Tribble out. The second one picks her up and throws on the sidewalk and her head hits it. They then get in the car and drive off but accidentally run over her foot.
I decided it was late I wanted to get drunk so I went inside and left Mrs Tribble in the gutter
