Post by ED on Feb 8, 2006 0:43:05 GMT -5
So im still in the back of the car
I then had the urge to shit so I shit my sack and this was a big one so it took a while
We were driving for about an hour and not much happened until I here Mrs Tribble yelling
She was yelling “You fucking MIB’s can’t tell me what to do, and I fucking saw it and you know it”
I start hearing banging and the car is swerving and I can here other cars honking
I then hear a big thud and everything is Normal So I assume she was knocked out again
We drove for about another 4 hours then the car comes to a stop
The trunk opens and the MIB that talked said “what the hell happened in here”
I reply I shit my sack and I got it all over the trunk and it was the big one
The one that didn’t talk dragged my sack out and put me on the ground
Then they drag Mrs Tribble out and she starts kicking and fighting back
The one that didn’t talk knocked her out with the black object once again
They took me out of my sack and I realize we were in the middle of the dessert
The MIB’s then get in there car
I asked if they were just leaving us here
And they just drove off.
Several hours later Mrs Tribble wakes up and starts getting violent
I said calm down women
We were just sitting there and we were getting hungry and Mrs Tribble was pissed
Then when nightfall began we realized there was nothing left to do but fuck
We were right in the middle and I was tearing in
Then all of a sudden she was like ahhh ahhh I see it
I wasn’t sure what she was doing so I kept tearing in
Then a beam shot down and before I knew it we were on top of a table
I then rolled off and hit the ground and that’s when 3 aliens walk in
All of a sudden Mrs Tribble gets violent and charges at the middle one
One of them looks at her and she falls and passes out
Then I realized I didn’t get to finish so I got all pissed off
So I start screaming I didn’t get to cum I didn’t get to cum
So I pissed on the 1st one and he looked offended
Then I became paralyzed and couldn’t move and I was back on the table
Then one looked down at me and pulled out a giant rod
He then stuck it up my ass
The alien looked like he was enjoying it
And to tell the truth so was I
It got deeper and deeper unlit it pulled out
Once it came out I took a shit on his table
The one I pissed on looked offended again
Then I heard Mrs Tribble getting up again
She ran at the 1st one and kicked it the nuts causing it to squirt and she yelled “take that you creepy little fuck
She then fell and passed out
And the alien crawled off into a door
Then one came up and started staring at me
I then said you don’t stare at me and spit on it
The two aliens looked at each other like they were confused
The second one started poking me with a metal stick
I start yelling you fucker you fucker no one pokes me
While it was poking me Mrs Tribble’s body floated into another room
The one that was interested in me took my glasses off and started putting them on but his head was too big but it didn’t seem he realized that and the glasse broke
Then I get all pissed off and tall him he’s paying for them and called him a green piece of shit
Then I heard Mrs Tribble yelling obscenities in the other room and then a bang occurs and everything stops
The alien that broke my glasses started pulling my hair
I yell what’s wrong with you and he pulled some out and started eating it
The alien then walked off into another room
I here more screaming and then it dies down
All 3 aliens return with Mrs Tribble and the leader one spoke
It says “were done with you”
I then reawake on the ground in the dessert
I then realize the aliens took are clothes and Mrs Tribble’s ass is gapped and gooey
When morning came around the MIB’s came back
As soon as they came out of the car and Mrs Tribble charged at them
The MIB pulled the door and she ran into the door knocking herself out
Then the one that doesn’t talk came up and hit her unconscious body with the black object
The first one said You may of thought some crazy things happened and they sure didn’t happen here.
I then say I saw it I was abducted, I had my clothes stolen,, my glasses broken and my hair eaten
The first one said that may of happened but it didn’t happened and you don’t believe it happened
They opened the trunk and pulled the sack out
I say that with the all hours you were away you don’t think it could have been washed
The MIB says this sack im holding doesn’t exist so it couldn't be washed and im not holding it
They put me in my sack with no clothes on and then dragged Mrs Tribble in the backseat
Then drove us about 5 hours back home
When we arrived home they took me out of my sack and dragged Mrs Tribble
When they were dragging her she awoke and bites one of them in the leg
Then the second one pulled out the object and hit her again knocking her out
They drag Mrs Tribble into the yard and the neighbor yells what are you doing with no clothes on
The neighbor runs up and yells about having no clothes on
The 2nd one hits him with the object and throws him in the car
Then I ask the first one where they are taking him
He replies this man no longer exists
Then right before they left the second one ran up and kicked Mrs Tribble
The MIB’s leave and then I go inside and make me some eatins
