Post by ED on Feb 8, 2006 0:42:19 GMT -5
When I woke up the next morning.
I went outside and told Mrs Tribble to wake up
She jumped up and tried to hit me.
I had to tell her to settle down woman
I told her to get in the house and make my breakfast, and that I had the munchies
I went to the bedroom and cleaned the jizz off the window
I then sat down ate and discussed what happened the previous day
I asked Mrs Tribble what we would say if anyone asked where we were
She said she didn’t remember because she got hit in the head to much, but she wanted to tell the truth
I told her I saw one of the things and it jizzed on me. The one that didn’t talk hit it and it crapped itself
I then pointed to the jizz stain and said I was keeping it for evidence
Mrs Tribble said we can tell the story to the class today
I then say if we tell to them the MIB’s won’t be able to take us out, because they know if we disappeared it would be suspicious
Instead of reading the My Teachers an alien we will tell them about the real aliens and the government
Nothing happened until about 6 pm and then I hear a helicopter
So I went outside and it was a black military helicopters hovering around my house
So I got pissed off and gave it the finger
About a minute later Mrs Tribble comes out with a tire iron
She tries to throw it at the helicopter yelling get away from my fucking property
After about 7 minutes the helicopter flew off to the North East
Nothing else happened that night but I got to jizz again but not on the window
The next day we headed off to school
When the kids came in, I got my chair and sat next to the card system and stared at the kids
I heard this one kid talking about Stone Cold Steve Austin winning the title and I told him wrestling was trash
The kids looked at me and gave me a dirty look
I sit their eating an apple and cutting it up with my knife
Then it was first recess
I get up and start digging threw the desk of the kid that gave me the dirty look
I then pulled out my knife and started carving the desk, so he would get in trouble
The bell rang and Mrs Tribble went out and got the class
As soon as we got back Mrs Tribble was yelling at the kid that gave me the dirty look and another troubled kid for getting in a fight with a girl that they always went after.
She told the one that gave me the dirt look to move his card to yellow and told the other to move his to red and gave him a citation
He sat down and started sniffing it
Not much more happened except the kid that gave me the dirty look was beating on his desk
Then it was lunch and we went to the cafeteria
I forgot to bring lunch so I went down to the cafeteria and tried to steel kid’s food
I started taking French toast from the kid that gave me the dirty look
He asked me what I was doing I said im eating boy. While a kid was turned I stole his lunch box and ran back to the classroom
I then ate the food I stole
Then a juice box started giving me problems so I stabbed it with my knife and consumed its contents
The lunch bell rang and it was time to tell these young fucks about the aliens and government
When they came back in Mrs Tribble started yelling at the two kids again and they had to go moved their cards and they achieved double red
I told the kids we weren’t reading and I told them we were gonna tell them a true story that happened to us the other night
So I started
While I was fuckin Mrs. Tribble I saw a light out the window
I got up and took a look at it, and I ended up jizing on my window
I got pissed off so I went out side naked and started screaming at the light
The neighbors sat me naked so they called the cops
They cops show up and yell at me for being naked in a residential area
So I get all pissed again, I get on top of the car and pissed on the windshield
The big nigger one grabs me and handcuffs me
Then they wrap me in a foil blanket and throw me in a cop car
Then I get all pissed off again, and I took a big shit on the seat
I smeared it in a circular motion with my crack
Then I got violent and banged my head on the window
Then the door of the class room busted open and the MIB’s were back
The one that didn’t talk pulled out his black object
The one that talked said you can’t be telling these people what happened even though it didn’t happen you can’t tell them what didn’t happen
Mrs Tribble picked up the electric pencil sharpener and threw it at the one that talked
And the other one knocked her out cold with the black object
Then Mr. Ernst busted in yelling what the hell is going on in here
Then the MIB said you need to leave now and closed the door
He pulled the sack out again and I said Im not getting it that again it’s stained
Then they put me in the sack
I started pissing in it
One of the kids said that thing smells
I started to yell I pissed my sack I pissed my sack
The MIB that talked handed out documents and made the kids sign them.
The kid that gave me the dirty look raised his hand and said I saw a helicopter and I was drunk and high
The MIB says Sign it and he said were taking your teachers away but were not actually taking them away and there here
They then start dragging us down the hallways
They take us to the teachers parking lot, and puts Mrs Tribble in the back seat and me in the trunk
The car began to move
To Be Continued…
